The Pony Club

This is where all the famous Russians go. They eat pony steaks and compare pictures of ponies. They also watch clips of ponies and pretend to be ponies. It was started by Hosef the horse. They meet every week, though some people love ponies so much they meet every hour. The clubhouse has mosaic walls depicting how ponies have helped humans throughout history. On the floors are pony rugs and there are statues everywhere of famous soviets on Ponies.